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Translation from French into English of an excerpt of Judge Starr's report about the Clinton/Lewinsky case

Translated English version:

Fit the moccasins of admirateur of Bill Clinton. You are sure that the famous dress does not carry any trace. Phone calls? The President gives much of it. Inspired in its youth by its meeting with John Kennedy, it will have been pleasant with a trainee who, dazzled, took his desires for reality. Like Kathleen Willey, the employee who showed it to have made him advances when it was in distress and that it had surrounded it by an arm consolator. It is a large expansive guy! One also suspected it of having given to Monica fallacious arguments to influence the testimony of Linda Tripp on the incident with Kathleen. Monica would acknowledge to have written it with Linda. This one (which hates Clinton and recorded the confidences of Monica) denies it. Who lies? The line inspired and financed the lawsuit of sexual harassment of Paula Jones and, after the withdrawal of case, her recourse in call... As for the independent, supposed prosecutor to escape any conflict from interests, it has also links with the line. Furious not to have found anything against Clinton after four years investigation on the " scandals ", it is out of control...

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